This last week affirmed my believe that patience and finesse are the key to a girl’s heart. And by heart I mean vagina.
Maxine from Bumble:
My plans for this last Thursday started on Wednesday when I was chatting on bumble with this 29 yr old girl called Maxine. I could tell she didn’t like chatting online so much, and neither do I, so I was direct and asked if she wanted to meet up tomorrow night. She said yes and we eventually got around to making plans to meet in Chinatown around 8pm. She said she was going to be there eating dinner with her auntie. So 8 o’clock rolls around the next day and she ends up changing plans to 9pm.. I went with it and met up with my buddy L for some Korean cuisine. Patience.
Maxine pushed back the meet up again, so we went back to L’s house and had a beer and did a couple lines of coke, which I normally don’t partake in, but since I had such a long day, I thought it would pep me up. It did.
We eventually make our way to Chinatown and to a club where my buddy’s ex girlfriend was DJing. I had Maxine meet us there and she brought her auntie and her auntie’s girl friend. The club was having LGBT night, and ironically Maxine’s auntie was gay. Bonus points for me.
Maxine’s demeanor was cold and standoffish. But by then I drank enough alcohol for some extra swagg and the coke was helping me to melt the ice. I asked what kind of music she liked and she said rap. Bonus points for her. But as we were starting to dance she busted out her phone and started catching Pokémon. No joke. I thought it was funny and took a Snapchat of her doing it. She didn’t like that and stormed off the dance floor and over to where her auntie was. Points for me and her deducted.
I went over to them after ordering another drink and sought to make amends. She wasn’t mad anymore and I drummed up some lively conversation. I told her to get her auntie on the dance floor and she said she dared me to try. I ended up getting them on the dance floor, which scored major bonus points for me.
We danced for a while and even grinded a bit. I had a good feeling I was totally in there. After the club we said let’s go to Waikiki but she wanted to stop by her place first. We went upstairs with her auntie and friend and her apartment turned out to be a baller crib. We went inside and it was huge. With a million dollar view of downtown. I saw her key fab on the counter and girl drives a Bentley. No joke. I mentioned it and she quickly pulled it out of sight.
Her auntie and friend left. I thought Maxine was in her room changing, but she came out in her pjs. She changed her mind about going out. A typical young rich girl move. I thought this is perfect, I’m gonna get some right now. She went and laid down and I came in to her room and jumped into bed with her. She didn’t kick me out. I got close and tried to get my feel on. She didn’t stop me yet, but when I tried to kiss her she only gave me a peck on the lips. I continued feeling her up. I put my hand in her pjs and rubbed her bare butt. When I tried to go lower, she stopped me. I didn’t rush it. I snuck a few more kisses and we caressingly held each other. We had a sweet conversation as we laid there. I talked about my life and my daughter. I asked her about a scar on her forehead and she told me about how when she was 10, she was in a car accident that killed both her parents. She was an orphan and eventually adopted by a wealthy family. They were an older couple and had both passed away a few years ago, leaving her with their wealth.
She was falling asleep on me and I opted to say good night instead of lay there with her. I kissed her a couple more times and left. Patience.
I went to a girl friend of mine’s house who doesn’t mind if I show up at the wee hours of the morning. Brittany, she’s 27, 5ft, hapa, and a super cool and smart lawyer who isn’t actually practicing law. She loves to fuck and we got it on before passing out. No condom. I woke her up again at 5am and fucked her some more. She said she was sore because I’m so big, so I didn’t finish. She gave me head and I still couldn’t cum. She said she wanted to swallow so I jerked off with her mouth around the head of my cock until I climaxed. She swallowed it all.
We passed out again and I took off to work a bit. I was so hungover that I blew off work til later and got breakfast. Then I texted Maxine. No answer. So I boldly went back to her place. I called and she answered and invited me up. She was still in bed so I laid next to her. It felt good. But she wasn’t letting me kiss her so I just rubbed her legs and tried to get some more sleep. I couldn’t. Neither could she. I said I was going to try to get some work done and that we should meet up for lunch. She said she was going on a Pokémon raid and that sounded good to her. I swear that’s all the girl does is shop and play Pokémon all day. Rough life.
We met later on for lunch and I drove. My car was a bit embarrassing I’ll have to say because although it is a nice BMW there’s quite a few things broken in it. Such as the rearview mirror, the tint peeling off my driver side window, and a leak in the coolant line, to name a few. She made a comment about me being that type of person that lets things go unfixed that I thought about and it bothered me then and later…but I’ll come back to that.
We had lunch and she seemed cold again. Not unfriendly but not really flirtatious. But we agreed that she would come north the next day and hang out with me. I paid for lunch and was going to drop her at her place and go back to work but she had me drop her at a Pokémon raid. She even invited me to meet her little Pokémon clan and join them in their raid. Because I have a daughter I actually do you have the game on my iPhone so I joined in. Funny enough, she warned me before that her friends are total dorks. I don’t like to use that term because it’s derogatory and insulting but she described them perfectly in the stereotypical sense of the word. We did the raid and said bye. Patience seemed to be paying off.
I was so beat from the day before that I stayed in bed for way to long, but it felt good. I texted Maxine to see if we were still on and she took forever replying and when she finally did she said she wasn’t going to make it. Now here is where I messed up and was impatient. I like her comment about my car get to me and called her to chat about it. I explained that issues with my car we’re not due to lack of attention, but moreso a lack of money. I have no idea why I said this and although it’s true, I’m realizing now that it sounds super lame. My overthinking situations has undone my chances with girls in the past and definitely did this time. She didn’t like that I was even saying it and hung up annoyed. I tried to salvage some dignity by texting her later but it was no use. She was gone.
Enter, Alana from Cali:
Alana is someone I know for about nine months or so. We met through mutual friends and right away I felt a strong vibe from her. We met at a party and flirted a bit, went to a club that night, danced a bit..and I ended up leaving because she was playing that “hard to get” game and I had to much to drink. Funny enough, I ended up in a threesome with two girls
that night, but that’s another story.
Alana was the religious type. 22 years old The full girl next door type. Blonde with a rocking petite body with a bubble butt and bee sting titties. A true good girl, with a hidden “bad” side. I knew it was there but continue to play the patient “friend that flirts” card and would go on little dates to the movies and dinner or drinks. But she would always joke and tell me that we’re not having sex. Every now and then I would sneak a little feel, and she would do the same to me, as she definitely has a flirtatious side. We would even talk about sex and over the months she became really comfortable with me. I can tell her anything and she does the same with me. She always asks about girls I sleep with and tells me about the guys that she kind of hooks up with and her other sexual frustrations.
One night after a “date” she opened up to me and I went down on her. She had the tiniest little pussy and it tasted amazing. Like a peach. Totally shaved and had the smallest tucked in labia. Just how I like. We didn’t have sex though, but made plans to hang out again later that week. We went to dinner in Waikiki and then to this club called addiction where we were having a blast until she accused me of looking at another girl and stormed out of the club. I followed her and we got in an argument. I was so drunk that I got really upset and bailed on the night. She was very upset too and we made the long drive home in silence. When I dropped her off she got out quickly and slammed the door hard. I didn’t talk to her for months. The lesson I learned was no matter what happens, do not lose your temper.
There was salvation though. One day when traveling back from Mexico I saw her in the airport and we happen to be on the same plane coming back to Honolulu. I didn’t say anything figuring she was still upset with me. But she texted me a few days later we made amends. A few days after that we met up and re-connected and strangely enough, we actually had sex that night. It was really good and her pussy was so tight and even though I wore a condom I came very quickly, which is unusual for me.
But then I didn’t hear from her for a few days. I sent her a little hello text but I assumed she’s talking to other guys. (I later found out I was right) Most pretty girls are talking to more than one person at a time and if they tell you they’re not, there probably lying. But the space apart was good, the separation let her know that I wasn’t going to turn boyfriend on her. And that space allowed her to explore the freedom that comes with not dating, but having a good friend. We ended up hanging out again but her guard was up for some reason so we didn’t sleep together that time. Patience. With Alana, I never pushed it or rushed it and I think this is been the key to her heart, and when I say heart, I mean vagina.
…so this last Saturday, after Maxine was dissing me for my impatience and stupidity, I called up Alana. We went to the movies, came back to my house and I fucked her hard til she came, then she rode me til she came again, then I did…unfortunately with a condom on. I really want to fuck her bareback. Patience.